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January 24, 2009



You need to get the word on the squirrel street that your kitchen is a scary place. Some type of Squirrel Scared Straight program should work. Get a gang of very horny rats to sexually assualt them when they enter your kitchen. When word gets out, your kitchen will be less popular than prison for the squirrels. Plus, if you get bored, a bunch of rats gang banging a squirrel has got to be entertaining.

Miss Julie

There are at least 3 squirrels. I'd need something like 30 rats. Then what? Fifty cats to get rid of the rats? I've got a great boyfriend and am now convinced that my path may not lead to Crazy Cat Lady-ville afterall. I'm not taking any steps that might remotely lead in that direction...

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