Squirrels 2 - Julie 1
I've managed to keep them at bay for a couple of days now. Nevermind that this has involved building a barricade outside the cabinet under my kitchen sink and is not a permanent solution. I haven't come home to find squirrel droppings on my stove. That's enough for me... for now...
You need to get the word on the squirrel street that your kitchen is a scary place. Some type of Squirrel Scared Straight program should work. Get a gang of very horny rats to sexually assualt them when they enter your kitchen. When word gets out, your kitchen will be less popular than prison for the squirrels. Plus, if you get bored, a bunch of rats gang banging a squirrel has got to be entertaining.
Posted by: UncleKeith | January 27, 2009 at 03:57 PM
There are at least 3 squirrels. I'd need something like 30 rats. Then what? Fifty cats to get rid of the rats? I've got a great boyfriend and am now convinced that my path may not lead to Crazy Cat Lady-ville afterall. I'm not taking any steps that might remotely lead in that direction...
Posted by: Miss Julie | February 08, 2009 at 09:58 PM